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发表 2007-09-05 09:47:39 人气:487 
小生由曼彻斯特混蛋引发的论骂人与英文骂人原动力（下）---实践篇
万籁俱寂的时候爆发了一位最近在报社实习的记者...
序：鲁迅哥被大家引用的最多的就是那句：不在沉默中爆发，就在沉默中灭亡。它被很多人盲目引用了，这句话是有前提的，爆发前提是你必须有料！
英国在17世纪到19世纪后期确实统治世界，几百万人口却压迫着三分之二的地球人，对于一个国土面积跟广西差不多大的国家能做到这地步也算短小但是经干了，那时如果一个不列颠人说****,可能出于自己的卑微，也出于你的“能干”，咱哥几个国家也只能忍了...
大国崛起里有句话我很喜欢：19世纪工业革命后期，当夕阳渐渐从英国落下时，它却不知地球的另一端，朝阳正在美国徐徐升起！但是，我觉得后面必须添一句：它以为自己仍然“能干”的同时，却不知中国早就敢对着太阳说“日！”
英国由于过于保守和过分的优越感，现在很明显已经没落，没事还充当下狗，美国就不说了，咱中国现在飞速发展中，正迎头赶上，正蓬勃，正那个那个前进！21世纪了，一个已经阳萎的国家竟然还他妈敢get **** China.
作为一名极具自豪感的中国人，面对一个来自绅士之乡的流氓出此恶言和种族歧视，要做的确实只有迅子的那句话！打！！！是打不过的，虽然我不乏国人的拼劲但毕竟还是带有一丝稚气的文弱书生，面对1米9的牛扒佬冲顶是螳臂当车...没得说！必须还口！！I!...呃...还用****?...****后面难道接Britain吗...
作为一名理直气壮的回骂者，甚至还陷在语法和措辞的泥沼之中。没有料！一个没有料的人永远只能在沉默中灭亡，只能被人扒光...虽然在新东方那段时间杜老师就反复强调要建立“语料库”。由于懒惰，一直没有料起来，而是撂一边了，导致一个出师名门大国，被阳萎国流氓刺激之后却搏不起来，而是像哑巴一样无还手之力。我，对不起祖国，对不起大学英语，对不起CET，对不起中国应试教育...
越王勾践是怎么卧薪尝胆？他从头再来；史蒂夫乔布斯是怎么重返apple？他没有放弃；小生重返小学，继续模板骂人兼顾下托福作文，秉着从骂中学习语言，从语言中维护正义，从绝望中寻找希望的精神，从新开始，上演南宁民工自己的王子复仇记！
今晚在某菲哥的鼓动下，趁着老子这股怒劲儿还在，老子正好用自己的处女托福作文模板演化推出小生首张托福骂人模板大叠！献给这位靶子--远在泰晤士河畔的那位垃圾，用中国式模板向全球垃圾老外致以最残忍、最无耻、最应试教育的curse！
相信四六级职业老男孩王长喜教授、恩波英语教育集团著名考级王谢明忠老师、全国大学英语辅导专家王迈迈先生、星火英语丛书小组组长马德高、天津英卓英语写作指导郭中子、疯狂英语小子李阳，以及新东方新托福阅读老师杜长旭、长春分舵舵主刘畅、词汇博士古典、写作教主戴云也不会在这个时刻袖手旁观。
作文要求:第一次骂人模板采用戴云的5段式,不使用王长喜的3段式；不用超难词，非骂人词汇保持在46级范围内，因为TF的还没开始背；只使用1-2句超炫超酷超难句型;倒装和疑问句个别；过渡衔接不加润饰；不出现For example和for instance；骂人词汇不很地道,宗旨是把B骂哭即可，点到为止，不会骂死。
托福模拟作文186（四六级通用版）：
最近，少数外佬的不友好引起了社会的广泛关注，
1.有的人认为此B该骂
2.有的人则认为不应该
3.我认为...
I adore the wisdom enthusiastically:
"I will **** you and all of your family from day to night!"---Winston Churchill.
Tonight,I have to cite your great president to curse you and all of your family for 100 rounds and 100 rounds!
It is rare to see some British abuse other foreigners in the peace world and harmonious society.Recently the question about a British Junks done like this has been brought to public attention.Some people are convinced that the fukin boy must be ****ed until it's impotent by wild animal.On the other hand,other people object this opinion.
More and more people advocate damn the beast because it have a lot of advantages.First of all,**** the junk will help to maintain the peace of world.Secondly,faced a wild animal,no other than use the same method reflect it!Ultimately,through **** the junk venomously,we can study a lot of vocabularies and advance our English level!
However,these people who hold the opinion that there is other disadvantages are opposed to **** the beast.On one hand,animal is human beings' best friend,we should take good care of nature circumstance.On other hand,this animal is so dirty and have various of virus,**** this species will be dangerous overly!
My heartfelt agreement with the idea to curse and **** the junk is coincident with the opinion of many people for justice.
The city of Beijing will start the 2008 Olympic Game,our slogan is "One world,one dream"!Chinese always hold the passion with peace and amity.At the mean while,too much foreingers treated us as friendly as we done.Could you study with your British gentleman?Hum?But you are a ****in good boy!You abandon yourself to play personality,you are such asshole dared call someone names.Well!Don't worry,I specially cure the pervert like you!I will exert all my strength to kick away your ****in spermary,and then in Olympic Game,I will ceremoniously present you "One prostitute,one shit!"I hope you will like it!
Furthermore,I consider that we **** not only this Jackass but also it's eighty generations to ancestors!To have a feeling of surprise,I extremely wonder what moron can bring up such this ****in mutant.You can live now,there is no denying that you are the No.9 miracle of the world!
From what has been discussed about,we could safely draw the conclusion that the son of bitch must be abused until it is out of earth! It's not the ending! In Mars,it must be ****ed by alien & Mars bitch!!
骂完的同时第一次作文练习也结束了。没想到第一次竟然出于这个B毛，自己在骂爽的同时也感觉很惭愧，从今以后不能停住学习的脚步了，也希望有天应试教育界能贡献出更万能，更全面，更精彩的作文模板！
与老外的交流告一段落，不可否认，我们更重要的应该是听懂英语中那些友好、绅士的语言，学习那些更精彩、浪漫的句型，做一个素质的中国人让外国人折服，however，与此同时也要骂得这些流氓和他妈鼻涕满天飞!满天飞满天飞...
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